Cotton Multi Color Third Eye Mushroom Fanny Bag

every stripe they had - red, gold, teal, black, white - woven into one bag, then topped with a patch of a wide-open orange eye staring out from a cluster of mushrooms. it sees you. it's fine. it's friendly.
flap pocket up top with a zip under it, main zip behind that, adjustable strap with a slider and buckle. cotton, sturdy, loud.
the kind of bag that starts conversations you didn't ask for.